All Things Profane and Sacred

Have you ever noticed how weird ears look? They're these little flaps of skin (okay and cartilidge or some shit like that) that are stuck on the sides of our heads. Gross.

I had a friend who was totally anti-toe because they looked like space aliens growing out from tree stumps. She couldn't handle sandal weather. I don't have a problem with toes, but ears are another story altogether.