All Things Profane and Sacred

I saw this great post on craigslist today for the John Ashcroft fan club. I wrote the guy back, just because I'm killing time this morning (the prof is avoiding me, and I don't start job 2 untill 11) and because it was the John Ashcroft fan club fer christ's sakes.

I've been thinking about having a John Ashcroft party, which means whenever I run into someone they ask, "so when's the Ashcroft party?" I'm too hermitized these days to really seriously plan an Ashcroft party, but I admit it sounds like a good time. Classic porn and a bill 'o rights barbeque and draping all the nudie statutes in my house. I guess we'll see.