All Things Profane and Sacred

Today I get this call at work from a guy I'll call Psycho-Man (since I don't know his real name). Some background: I work at the library at School. Psycho-Man says this professor chick has left books for him in her locked office. Could someone unlock her office so he can get the books?

Oh, sure. Yep. I'll unlock someone's office for a complete stranger to rummage around for property he wants. Kay-Oh skipper.