All Things Profane and Sacred

The trees are excreting this cotteny fuzz which is drifting down like bastardized snowflakes. It's piling up on the porch and spreading throughout my house thanks to the dog, cat and humans tracking in and out. Sitting outside, the puffs brush against you, leaving a distinct feeling of molestation hovering embarassingly in your mind's eye. I even managed to snuffle this shit in whilst running today. Luckily it didn't get very far into my nose. Unfortunately, that's because it stuck to the sweat on my nose and instantly congealed.

I'm pro-tree, but this is just asking for a little too much.