All Things Profane and Sacred

Trouble sleeping. Thoughts are tumbling around in my head and I can't seem to turn off. Not even somewhat productive adult thoughts, but just thoughts in general.

Like, I was thinking about the time I was sitting in a kiddy pool that had water baloons bobbing around in it. My dog was absolutely fascinated. After watching avidly for a while, he gently dipped his head in the water and delicately grabbed a baloon with his teeth. As soon as he got it above water, it exploded.

Man. I laughed my ass off, until I realized he could suck some of that plastic down and choke.