All Things Profane and Sacred

Had a nice few hours on my radioactive porch today. I made sure to cream every inch of my poor body with sun block this time. I can justify sunbathing-I really really need the vitamin D. On the other hand, when I have skin cancer and wrinkly skin, I'll probably think about all the vitamin D I could've had straight from the bottle. Although I'm sure by then we'll discover that vitamins are what really causes cancer.