All Things Profane and Sacred

So I've got my shades pulled over the sliding glass door to the patio because it's very sunny out, and the door to the patio is half open. The cat took off for the patio at a run, hit the door with a loud "THOK," bounced off and headed more gingerly out the open portion of the door. If I was a more compassionate human being, I'd croon to her gently and see if she's hurt.

Instead I laughed my ass off. Poor kitty.