All Things Profane and Sacred

Today they tested the fire alarms at work. I shit you not. They couldn't do fire alarm tests after hours or during August when the place is all closed up. Oh no no no! That would be too easy for all involved.

Boy, those fuckers are loud. And everyone is all curled up inside studying for the bar when, BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP. And lights are strobing and fire doors crashing down. I was worried I had gone and had me a flash back. Scary scary stuff.