All Things Profane and Sacred

I lost a bag of poop today. I know, bite back your sarcastic responses (Oh no! Was it a family heirloom?). All I know is that I scooped up Jude poop on our walk, got home, went to throw it away, and realized I no longer had the poop. I have no memories of ditching it anywhere along the way. Did the poop fairy spirit it away? Did I have some sort of black-out and go on a poop spree? Wherefore art thou poo?