All Things Profane and Sacred

I was shaving in the shower today (not reccomended, but I was short on time) and just about had a nasty accident. It reminded me of an earlier nasty accident (warning: graphic description ahead):

I was soaking in the tub and shaving my armpits. Now, you'd think I would have this move down by now, but as I switched from right to left, I got too close to my face and managed to cut my lip open. For those of you who've never experienced a cut lip, they bleed like there is no tommorrow. I had to shower the blood off me, and explain the next day at work how I managed to cut my lip open while shaving.