All Things Profane and Sacred

Ok-so I've given y'all the gift of me, and now it's time for y'all to give something back. I need your Abe Lincoln related sexual innuendos. Never you mind why. It's . . . um . . . a contest. Yeah! A contest! Mail your innuendo in to profane_n_sacred@yahoo.com with "Lincoln Innuendo" in the subject line. I'll announce the winner in about a week or so. That should give me some time to think of a suitable prize.