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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
This is how Mr. Hertzfeldt feels about people ripping off his shit:
"Illegal copies of the films on disc can also be bought on the internet, peddled by men and women with hairy backs and leaking pieces who apparently want to see poor little Don go hungry. They will all burn in a smokey gurgling hell. It will not be pretty. Their eyes will go, gooooosh and their hair will be irritated with the wrong kind of shampoo and they will make sad pouting faces with their little mouths forming perfect O's (as in, wooooooo!) because their skin will be torn into little cracker chunks by big angry bees and the dogs who appear in clouds of mysterious vapors. "Woooooo!!" they will say, 'Wooooo, I should not have bootlegged Don's films and now Jesus is kicking my ass.'"
. . .which is funny, because I feel that way about a lot of different people-I just never had the words to express it. Would it be wrong to rip off a rant about people ripping shit off?
"Illegal copies of the films on disc can also be bought on the internet, peddled by men and women with hairy backs and leaking pieces who apparently want to see poor little Don go hungry. They will all burn in a smokey gurgling hell. It will not be pretty. Their eyes will go, gooooosh and their hair will be irritated with the wrong kind of shampoo and they will make sad pouting faces with their little mouths forming perfect O's (as in, wooooooo!) because their skin will be torn into little cracker chunks by big angry bees and the dogs who appear in clouds of mysterious vapors. "Woooooo!!" they will say, 'Wooooo, I should not have bootlegged Don's films and now Jesus is kicking my ass.'"
. . .which is funny, because I feel that way about a lot of different people-I just never had the words to express it. Would it be wrong to rip off a rant about people ripping shit off?
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