All Things Profane and Sacred

This is a great post from (where else) craigslist:

Hello, I am a cute mid 20's single guy looking for a lesbian couple who want a guy in their lives for friendship, romantic evenings, passionate nights, and great food. I am not some super stud looking to get into a threesome, or a gigolo seeking victims. I often get along well with lesbians and have dated a few who took leave of their homosexuality to be with me. There are often problems in these relationships though because they are still attracted to women and I want a monogomous relationship. Perhaps if I find an already established couple there wont be a problem with that. I am friendly, like to cook, give a great massage, and enjoy the company of women. Many lesbians are more comfortable with women but enjoy the attention and qualities (there are some!) of a man. I am not attracted to bull dykes or women who hate or like to humiliate men. I am also not expecting or looking for some porno-esqe barbie and bambi drunk mans fantasy. Just looking for two women comfortable with themselves and their relationship that want a man somewhere in it. Not sure what to expect but please only the serious need reply.