All Things Profane and Sacred

My wish, on this election eve, is for a clear and decisive victory. Let's keep this motherfucker out of the courts, shall we? And, oh, hey, guys? Could we stop trying to disenfranchise voters? That totally sucks huge hairy donkey dick. And what's with letting dead people vote? That really chaps my ass. So no stealing the election. It really looks bad when we run around trying to democratize other countries, but can't get it right here at home.