All Things Profane and Sacred

I passed the bar exam. Why do people keep asking me, "what are you going to do now?" Haven't I freaking done enough already? Dude, I finished what I set out to do. I have a Dr. and an Esq. I can sprinkle into my name. Let me bask in the glow of my accomplishments. Friggen Geez.

I wish I could say I owe it all to a little board game with a big heart.