All Things Profane and Sacred

Have I mentioned how much I like to see the pervs of the world who have visited me through the wonders of google? My stat tracker has all sorts of lovely places like Cairo, the Philippines, Mauritius, New South Wales, Hessen, and Thailand. Mostly they've come to read about curly pubes, naughty landladies, dreams of pooping, and hot naked action. Unfortunately for the pervs, this blog is pretty non-sexy. The man (J) is keeping me down on that front. So sorry all you international perverts. No hot action for you. Please don't stop visiting.