All Things Profane and Sacred

I was showing J the presents I bought for my youngest brother when he pulled one out and said, "What's this? No, this is absolutely inappropriate." It was one of those tubes that is about 5 inches long and filled with water and kinda fun to squeeze and such. I picked it up, and read to J, "The Wonder Weiner. Fun for kids age 8 and up. What's the friggen problem?" J responded, "We are not getting your little brother anything he will stick his penis into, especially not something called a Wonder Weiner."

I think someone was jealous.