All Things Profane and Sacred

Nothing starts your day quite like slipping on a gigantic pile of dog shit. I speak from bitter experience, alas. There was so much dogshit that it covered my entire right leg and foot, so I got to walk home covered in bright yellow dogshit. I'm not sure who thought it was better to cover a gigantic pile of dogshit with wet leaves than to pick it up and put it in the nearby garbage can, but I'd like to meet them. I have something for them.