All Things Profane and Sacred

I'm going kinda nutso waiting to hear back from this job I really want. I'm starting to feel like striding in, kicking them in the balls and shouting, "Goddammit, give me the fucking job already! I want to work! You need a worker! I will do good and you will like me! I'm a real likeable fucking person! Asshole!"

Apparently I come accross as "not a dynamo" (I think because I'm not a hypercompetitive jerk). Maybe this new interview strategy will show them what I'm made of (mostly raw sicilian rage).