All Things Profane and Sacred

Our dog, Pogo, is a sneaky little poop. Jude is too big for sneakiness-he tries to creep, but his big whacking tail and clumsy oafish feet usually give him away. Pogo is delicate. He doesn't barrel over to the cat box and rummage around until he has a sand mustache. He delicately picks over the box, carefully snapping up cat treats, so it isn't until he comes over and licks you that you notice someone's breath smells like cat ass.