All Things Profane and Sacred

The mortgage broker is going to run our credit reports today. She's been helpful and encouraging so far, but I feel like that's gonna change now. I hope she is able to stop laughing by the time she calls me back.

I feel exactly the same way about the whole thing as I do when the dentist asks if I floss regualarly. Shame mingled with defiance. No, I don't floss regularly, but I have a damn ass good reason. (I actually do, but its sort of gross to explain, so nevermind)